Layering hair is not as easy as it looks. The professionals are right, you should not try it at home.

Crocodiles can’t stick out their tongues. Probably why you never see one with a lollipop.

Wasp stings itch after a couple of days.

When it’s 100 degrees your eyelids can sweat.

I don’t feel sorry for the women on “I Married a Mobster”.

My pinky toe is not broken so I can still make my living as a dancer.  Whew!

I miss my husband an awful lot when he’s gone.

When Captain Wentworth tells Ann, “You pierce my soul. I am half agony, half hope. Tell me not that I am too late, that such precious feelings are gone for ever. I offer myself to you again with a heart even more your own than when you almost broke it, eight and a half years ago. Dare not say that a man forgets sooner than woman, that his love has an earlier death. I have loved none but you. Unjust I may have been, weak and resentful I have been, but never inconstant.”  I still weep.  Thank you, Jane Austen.

My sister cracks me up. Okay, I didn’t just learn that but it’s worth noting.

If my dawg moved any slower we could use him for a sun dial.

Real estate is surprisingly affordable in Sheboygan.  During southern summers I like to daydream about living in cold weather spots.

Did I mention that I miss my husband?

Sometimes popcorn for dinner is all you need.

I have funny, smart, kind, beautiful friends.

Lavender nail polish ain’t half bad.

That even though it’s hot, my menfolk are scattered, and my dawg won’t move…I’m one lucky duck.